Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record (satire)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipvesqJP1e4

June 29, 2021. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , . Humor, LGBT, Sports. Leave a comment.

Ebay pulls ‘Mein Kampf’ upon discovery Hitler doodled Chinese man with chopsticks in margins [satire]

https://babylonbee.com/news/ebay-finally-pulls-mein-kampf-upon-discovery-hitler-doodled-chinese-man-with-chopsticks-in-margins

Ebay Pulls ‘Mein Kampf’ Upon Discovery Hitler Doodled Chinese Man With Chopsticks In Margins

March 5, 2021

U.S.—eBay today released a statement that they will be pulling Mein Kampf from their site after the shocking discovery that Hitler drew a Chinese character in the margin who was eating with chopsticks.

“We are horrified and saddened to discover that Adolph Hitler engaged in racist caricatures like this,” said a spokesman for eBay. “All of us deeply regret that customers enjoying a nice socialist manifesto were unwillingly exposed to such harmful bigotry. We express our deepest apologies and hope our oversight about Hitler has not contributed to racial violence against the Chinese.”

Other major distributors quickly followed suit, with Amazon additionally stopping all sales of chopsticks to people with Asian-sounding names. After seeing what corporations were doing, the Biden administration bravely denounced Hitler’s drawing and said it will be issuing executive orders imposing restrictions on Chinese restaurants so no one will ever be exposed to the harmful sight of an actual Chinese person eating with chopsticks.

Journalists questioned if there might also be problematic text in Mein Kampf, but Biden explained that “unlike a cartoon, putting people in camps and committing genocide is simply a different cultural norm! We’ve got to understand that President Xi needs to bring unity by doing lots of the same things that Hitler did, and we can’t be out there acting like he might order people’s torture while eating with chopsticks. That’s racism, systemic, kung pao! Open Biden!”

March 5, 2021. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Books, Cancel culture, Humor, Racism, Social justice warriors. Leave a comment.

In Mail-In Impeachment Vote, Senate Convicts Trump 8275 To 3 [satire]

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-praises-mail-in-ballots-for-impeachment-4642-out-of-200-senators-vote-to-convict-trump

In Mail-In Impeachment Vote, Senate Convicts Trump 8275 To 3

February 10, 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a historic move, the U.S. Senate decided to switch to voting by mail for Trump’s second impeachment trial. After all the votes were counted by an intern in a back room with no cameras, the Senate ruled to convict President Trump of incitement to violence by a vote of 8275 to 3.

“Our holy democracy has spoken,” said Senator Chuck Schumer. “Do not ask any questions or you are a blasphemer against the sacred sacredness of our vote. Everyone can go home now!”

A couple of troublemaking Senators attempted to overthrow the Constitution by bringing up the point that there are only 100 Senators, making it impossible to arrive at a tally of 8275 to 3, but they were quickly removed from the Senate Chambers and condemned for “attempting to suppress the votes of people of color.”

The Senate then moved on to other business, passing universal healthcare by a margin of 320,000 to 4.

February 10, 2021. Tags: , , , . Humor, Stop the steal, Voter fraud. Leave a comment.

Nation Prepares To Celebrate 1st Anniversary Of Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve [satire]

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-prepares-to-celebrate-1st-annual-anniversary-of-two-weeks-to-flatten-the-curve

Nation Prepares To Celebrate 1st Anniversary Of Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve

February 8, 2021

U.S.—The nation is preparing to celebrate what is expected to become a beloved annual holiday: Two Weeks To Slow The Spread Day, to be held in March every year.

“This time of year we like to come together to remember the historic day one year ago when we put on masks and locked ourselves down, trusting that the lockdown would be over in just two weeks,” said local man Paul Christof as he stared out his window longingly, his three masks securely in place. “This year, I’m going all out with a Zoom party with no more than five of my closest friends — I mean, closest, figuratively speaking, of course. We’ll be literally far apart, because I want to stay home and stay safe, and I don’t want grandma to die.”

Traditional festivities for the newly christened American holiday include remote Amazon gift exchanges, ordering DoorDash feasts for just yourself, and the customary binging of the Netflix. Historians believe the holiday will become a hit, and people will continue to wear masks and stay home throughout the year as the festive day is celebrated for hundreds of years to come.

February 10, 2021. Tags: , , , . COVID-19, Humor. Leave a comment.

Here’s some good advice: “If you ever, ever run out of Got2b Glued hair spray, don’t ever, ever use Gorilla Glue spray in your hair”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMuVfTe7Aec

February 9, 2021. Tags: , , , , , . Humor. Leave a comment.

AwakenWithJP: How social distancing rules are created

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H-6HTKNgV0

July 1, 2020. Tags: , , . COVID-19, Humor. Leave a comment.

YouTuber JennaMarbles apologizes for being funny. I can’t tell if her apology is real, or if she’s just making fun of all the idiots who apologize for everything that they have ever done.

By Daniel Alman (aka Dan from Squirrel Hill)

June 27, 2020

It’s probably been a few years since I last watched anything by JennaMarbles on YouTube. I’ve seen a few dozen of her videos over the years, but I was just a casual viewer, not a big fan.

In this new video, she apologizes for her past videos, which I had always thought were funny, but which she now claims are actually offensive.

Is this apology a satire?

Is she making fun of all the idiots who apologize for everything that they have ever done?

Or is she actually being serious?

If she really is being serious, then that’s really sad. No one should be ashamed for being funny.

If this apology is satire, then it’s one of the greatest tricks that any YouTuber has ever pulled. So good for her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz3mQhuMACs

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June 27, 2020. Tags: , . Humor. Leave a comment.

Chris Rock – How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

 

June 24, 2020. Tags: , , , , , , , . Black lives matter, Humor, Police brutality, Racism. 1 comment.

YouTuber AwakenWithJP: Why the Lockdown Should Last Longer (satire)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxznGIj8Ja0

 

June 4, 2020. Tags: , , , . COVID-19, Humor. Leave a comment.

YouTuber Media Bear: “I Wear My Face Mask in the Car” (parody of “I Wear My Sunglasses at Night”)

I did not create this video. I’m just posting it here so people will see it.

If you want to see something that I did create, I recommend this: Here are 100 reasons why I’m against the COVID-19 lockdowns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DDXG-dHugc

And for those of you who may to too young to know the original by Corey Hart, which the above parody is based on, here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

May 27, 2020. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . COVID-19, Humor, Music. Leave a comment.

Remy: Surfin’ USA (Beach Boys Lockdown Parody)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r-6s6cRGgA

May 15, 2020. Tags: , , , . COVID-19, Humor, Music. Leave a comment.

Scientists Who Didn’t Predict A Single Thing Accurately For Last Two Months Confident They Know What The Weather Is Going To Be Like In 100 Years [satire]

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-who-whiffed-on-every-covid-19-prediction-confident-they-know-what-the-weather-is-going-to-be-like-in-100-years

Scientists Who Didn’t Predict A Single Thing Accurately For Last Two Months Confident They Know What The Weather Is Going To Be Like In 100 Years

April 29, 2020

WORLD – Authorities in the scientific community who touted faulty COVID-19 models are “pretty confident” they know what the weather is going to be like in 100 years, sources confirmed Wednesday.

“Yes, we were off by a factor of about 1 billion in our predictions for what happened over the last few months, but trust us: we know exactly what the climate is going to be like in a century,” said leading scientific authority Dr. Garth Wendybrook at a press conference. “See, I have this lab coat and this Bunsen burner here.” At this point, he gestured toward a Bunsen burner sitting on the table in front of him, but he accidentally caught his sleeve on fire. “Fire hot! Fire hot!” the scientist cried before diving in a nearby vat of acid to put it out.

Post-press-conference analysis indicated his observations were correct, and the fire was hot.

The scientists say they have settled on a climate model that confirms the earth’s average temperature will be either 1 million degrees Celsius or below freezing, give or take 1 million degrees.

May 4, 2020. Tags: , , , , , , , . COVID-19, Environmentalism. Leave a comment.

YouTuber AwakenWithJP: Cooking When You’re Quarantined – Cooking with a Narcissist Ep. 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du9SrNvg52Y

April 13, 2020. Tags: , , , . COVID-19, Food, Humor. Leave a comment.

YouTuber InVoca / by Raúl Irabién: Coronavirus Rhapsody (based on Bohemian Rhapsody) – Covid19

InVoca / by Raúl Irabién

CORONAVIRUS RHAPSODY

Vocals: Raúl Irabién

Lyrics: Dana Jay Bein (@danajaybein)

Video post production: Daniel Reyes (@danielreyesmx)

Audio master: Armando Olabuenaga

Based on original song “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Freddy Mercury and Queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eo9M4-BrJA

April 13, 2020. Tags: , , , , , , . COVID-19, Humor, Music. 1 comment.

Ocasio-Cortez Appears On ‘The Price Is Right,’ Guesses Everything Is Free [satire]

https://babylonbee.com/news/ocasio-cortez-appears-on-price-is-right-guesses-everything-is-free

Ocasio-Cortez Appears On ‘The Price Is Right,’ Guesses Everything Is Free

April 12, 2019

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was pumped to attend a taping of The Price Is Right in Hollywood this week. The special guest introduced herself as a U.S. representative and rising star of the Democratic Party. Things got interesting when the game began and every time it was her turn to estimate the price of an item her answer was “free.”

Items included a set of Italian leather handbags, an all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas, and a brand new 2019 BMW 330i, at all of which Ocasio-Cortez shouted, “FREE!”

When host Drew Carey asked if Ocasio-Cortez understood the game’s rules, she told Carey not to cat-call her and then responded, “Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me.”

She went on to guess that diamond earrings, a set of jet skis, and even a giant pile of cash were all free. Carey unveiled a package containing world-class healthcare and she said, “Definitely free.” She was at one point puzzled by a stack of croissants but eventually guessed that they also were free.

Ocasio-Cortez was never able to advance to the game proper, and as the credits rolled she appeared visibly upset. A hot mic picked up comments she made in frustration, claiming that the game was rigged by capitalism and that “everybody knows giant piles of money are free, that’s like basic economics 101.”

April 10, 2020. Tags: , , , . Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Humor. 1 comment.

I created this COVID-19 meme based on Peanuts. Please feel free to share it.

I created this COVID-19 meme based on Peanuts. Please feel free to share it.

You can see a larger version at https://imgflip.com/i/3vx2kt

April 9, 2020. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . COVID-19, Health care, Holidays, Humor, Television. Leave a comment.

I created this COVID-19 meme based on The Simpsons. Please feel free to share it!

I created this COVID-19 meme based on The Simpsons. Please feel free to share it!

There’s a bigger version at this link: https://imgflip.com/i/3vwy2q

April 8, 2020. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . COVID-19, Health care, Humor, Television. Leave a comment.

YouTuber DoubleParker: Breaking Bad Coronavirus Parody – “Walter Wipe”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyIzhRvtIJ0

March 30, 2020. Tags: , , , , , , . COVID-19, Humor, Television. Leave a comment.

I created this COVID-19 meme based on the TV show “Freaks and Geeks.” Please feel free to share it.

Full size image at https://imgflip.com/i/3ulo88

March 30, 2020. Tags: , , , , , , , . COVID-19, Humor, Television. Leave a comment.

I recently found these three hilarious images on the internet

I did not create these images.

I do not know who did create them, so I cannot give credit to their creators. I am including links to show where I got them from.

https://i.redd.it/9m5hi78dkyi41.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/FIhlEwh.jpg

https://i.redd.it/fiw5auk0jyi41.jpg

February 25, 2020. Tags: , , , , , , , . Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Humor, Politics. 1 comment.

Saturday Night Live: Meet Your Second Wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc

January 13, 2020. Tags: , , , , . Humor, Television. Leave a comment.

Global warming hypocrite Al Gore says he supports the Green New Deal, but his actions are the exact opposite

Al Gore just spoke out in favor of the Green New Deal.

However, his actions are the exact opposite.

This video is called, “Hitler gets mad at Al Gore’s global warming hypocrisy.” The video’s description includes links to sources to verify the statements that are made in the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfr37Xn9IL8

December 14, 2019. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Environmentalism, Humor. Leave a comment.

How to Fake Mad Piano Skill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzMOp6-lzoA

July 9, 2019. Tags: , . Humor, Music. Leave a comment.

Jussie Smollett: The Lifetime Movie – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEpZzvSzYfI

February 23, 2019. Tags: , , , , , . Fake hate crimes, Humor, LGBT, Racism. Leave a comment.

Crybaby Trump is against free speech and doesn’t have a sense of humor!

Here’s a skit from the most recent episode of Saturday Night Live:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vQlhWBvAwY

 

And here’s a tweet that Trump made in response: (original, archive)

 

 

The text states:

“Nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live on Fake News NBC! Question is, how do the Networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real Collusion!”

So Trump wants “retribution,” against people who were peacefully and lawfully exercising their first amendment right to free speech. He also wants them to be “looked into.”

Trump took an oath to preserve, protect, and defend the U.S. Constitution. He ought to be ashamed of himself for thinking that the people at Saturday Night Live are somehow exempt from the first amendment’s right to free speech.

February 18, 2019. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . Donald Trump, Humor, Television. Leave a comment.

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