I asked ChatGPT: “If every female Boebert became a parent at age 18, and had a total of four children by age 36, and half of those children were female, how many years would it take for the Boeberts to exceed the mass of the observable universe?”
By Daniel Alman (aka Dan from Squirrel Hill)
October 10, 2023
I asked ChatGPT:
“If every female Boebert became a parent at age 18, and had a total of four children by age 36, and half of those children were female, how many years would it take for the Boeberts to exceed the mass of the observable universe?”
This is how it answered:
In this scenario, every female Boebert becomes a parent at age 18, has a total of four children by age 36, and half of those children are female. This means each female Boebert has two female children. To calculate how many years it would take for the Boeberts to exceed the mass of the observable universe, we can use a similar method as in previous responses:
Start with one female Boebert.
At age 18, she has four children, half of whom (two) are female and will become parents as well.
These two female children follow the same pattern as their parent and each has four children, two of whom are female.
This process continues with each generation.
The number of female Boeberts in each generation follows a geometric progression with a common ratio of 2 (each female has 2 female children who will become parents). The total number of female Boeberts in the Nth generation is given by:
Total Female Boeberts = 1 * 2^(N-1)
We want to find the smallest N for which the total number of female Boeberts exceeds the mass of the observable universe, which we previously estimated at about 3 x 10^55 grams.
1 * 2^(N-1) > 3 x 10^55
Now, solve for N:
2^(N-1) > 3 x 10^55
N-1 > log base 2 of (3 x 10^55)
N > log base 2 of (3 x 10^55) + 1
Now, calculate N:
N > (log(3 x 10^55) / log(2)) + 1
N > (log(3) + log(10^55) / log(2)) + 1
N > (log(3) + 55 * log(10) / log(2)) + 1
N > (0.477 + 55 / 0.301 + 1)
N > (0.477 + 182.724 + 1)
N > 184.201
So, it would take approximately 185 generations of female Boeberts to exceed the mass of the observable universe. Now, we need to estimate the total time based on an average generation time.
If we assume an average generation time of around 25 years, then:
Total time = 185 generations * 25 years/generation ≈ 4,625 years
It would take roughly 4,625 years for the Boeberts to exceed the mass of the observable universe under these hypothetical conditions. Please keep in mind that this is a highly theoretical scenario and doesn’t account for real-world limitations or constraints.
Now here’s a really weird coincidence. This 1980 song by Pearl Harbor and the Explosions gives an exact and complete description of every single detail of Bryan Kohberger’s alibi.
Bryan Kohberger’s alibi has just been released. He said that at the time that four University of Idaho students were murdered, he was driving. He doesn’t say where he was driving. He doesn’t say who might have seen him when he was driving. He doesn’t give any details about his driving at all. He only says that he was driving.
Now listen to the lyrics of this 1980 song “Drivin'” by Pearl Harbor and the Explosions. The lyrics are exactly the same as Kohberger’s alibi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZDka84E4bg
John Cleese refuses to remove ‘Life of Brian’ joke about a man becoming a woman and having a baby that critics call ‘transphobic’
https://www.theblaze.com/news/john-cleese-transgender-political-correctness-comedy
John Cleese refuses to remove ‘Life of Brian’ joke about a man becoming a woman and having a baby that critics call ‘transphobic’
By Paul Sacca
May 28, 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgp9MPLEAqA
John Cleese refused to bend the knee to the outrage mob who called for a joke to be removed from an upcoming stage version of Monty Python’s “Life Of Brian.” The controversial scene features a man claiming that he is a woman and he can have a baby.
Cleese is working on a stage production of Monty Python’s “Life of Brian,” a 1979 movie about a man who is mistaken for Jesus Christ. However, actors allegedly told Cleese that one scene would need to be cut out of the reproduction for it not to be offensive in today’s social environment.
The scene in question features a character named “Stan” – who wants to become a woman and have babies.
“I want to be a woman,” Stan declares. “From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.”
Cleese’s character Reg bewilderedly asked, “What?”
Stan fires back, “It’s my right as a man.”
When asked why he wants to be a woman, Stan explains, “I want to have babies.”
Reg quizzically replies, “You want to have babies?”
Stan shoots back, “It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.”
When Reg informs Stan that he “can’t have babies,” Stan plays the victim, “Don’t you oppress me.”
Cleese’s character notes, “I’m not oppressing you, Stan, you haven’t got a womb. Where’s the fetus going to gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?”
Other characters agree that Stan can’t have babies, but argue that he should have the “right to have babies.”
Reg responds, “What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can’t have babies?”
Another character says, “It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.”
Reg quips that Stan has a “struggle with reality” for thinking he can give birth to a baby.
Critics claim the scene in the movie from 44 years ago is “transphobic.”
Despite the controversy, Cleese confirmed that he would not be removing the questionable scene from the upcoming stage show of “Life of Brian.”
Cleese wrote on Twitter, “A few days ago I spoke to an audience outside London. I told them I was adapting the Life of Brian so that we could do it as a stage show ( NOT a musical ). I said that we’d had a table reading of the latest draft in NYC a year ago and that all the actors – several of them Tony winners – had advised me strongly to cut the Loretta scene. I have, of course, no intention of doing so.”
Cleese slammed the media for “misreporting” him about cutting the Loretta scene from the new version, “Amazingly none of the British media called to check.”
Cleese said of the actors in the upcoming production, “These were absolutely top-class Broadway performers and they were adamant that we would not get away with doing the scene in NYC! I asked them, ‘Are Python fans not going to come because we’re doing a scene they’ve been laughing at for 40 years.'”
The Monty Python comedian said, “Producers tend to be scaredy-cats, and they don’t remember that the protests in NYC when ‘Brian’ was released meant we never needed to do publicity!”
Californians Move to Texas – Episodes 1 and 2
Episode 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlDWzN6TW5Y
Episode 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MOy6Z_UP7c
Tesla introduces the first robot politician
Tesla robot walks, waves, but doesn’t show off complex tasks
October 1, 2022
DETROIT (AP) — An early prototype of Tesla Inc.’s proposed Optimus humanoid robot slowly and awkwardly walked onto a stage, turned, and waved to a cheering crowd at the company’s artificial intelligence event Friday.
… the robots are “missing a brain” and don’t have the intelligence to navigate themselves
Gender Studies Grad Demands Blue-Collar Worker Pay Off Her Loans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIZd4x0mD0I
You Can’t Do That on Television – “Halloween” – Nickelodeon (Complete Broadcast, 10/31/1984)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2WaE2AKeQI
Joe Biden says, “Let’s go Brandon. I agree.” Skip to 2:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vihi39gzpTc
Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty [Satire]
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-prosecutors-find-mail-in-jury-votes-at-3am-rittenhouse-now-guilty
Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty
November 20, 2021
KENOSHA, WI—In a stunning reversal, Kyle Rittenhouse awoke this morning to discover that he had been found guilty after all.
Prosecutors explained that during the night, they had found dozens of mail-in jury votes declaring the defendant guilty on all counts. Apparently, boxes of these mail-in votes arrived in a truck at the courthouse around 3:00 am.
Attorneys for Mr. Rittenhouse were dumbfounded as to how such a thing could have happened, raising questions as to the validity of mail-in jury voting. They stated: “We’ve never heard of this. This isn’t part of the legal system. Where did these votes even come from?”
“How DARE you question the sanctity of our criminal justice system!” cried the prosecuting attorneys. “There is no justice until EVERY vote is counted!”
Prosecutors then explained that it was a new COVID measure they had just instituted. “But given how well it’s worked out,” they said, “we’re planning on making it permanent.”
Idiots sign petition to ban people from hunting Triceratops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFuFqA4CG78
Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record (satire)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipvesqJP1e4
Ebay pulls ‘Mein Kampf’ upon discovery Hitler doodled Chinese man with chopsticks in margins [satire]
Ebay Pulls ‘Mein Kampf’ Upon Discovery Hitler Doodled Chinese Man With Chopsticks In Margins
March 5, 2021
U.S.—eBay today released a statement that they will be pulling Mein Kampf from their site after the shocking discovery that Hitler drew a Chinese character in the margin who was eating with chopsticks.
“We are horrified and saddened to discover that Adolph Hitler engaged in racist caricatures like this,” said a spokesman for eBay. “All of us deeply regret that customers enjoying a nice socialist manifesto were unwillingly exposed to such harmful bigotry. We express our deepest apologies and hope our oversight about Hitler has not contributed to racial violence against the Chinese.”
Other major distributors quickly followed suit, with Amazon additionally stopping all sales of chopsticks to people with Asian-sounding names. After seeing what corporations were doing, the Biden administration bravely denounced Hitler’s drawing and said it will be issuing executive orders imposing restrictions on Chinese restaurants so no one will ever be exposed to the harmful sight of an actual Chinese person eating with chopsticks.
Journalists questioned if there might also be problematic text in Mein Kampf, but Biden explained that “unlike a cartoon, putting people in camps and committing genocide is simply a different cultural norm! We’ve got to understand that President Xi needs to bring unity by doing lots of the same things that Hitler did, and we can’t be out there acting like he might order people’s torture while eating with chopsticks. That’s racism, systemic, kung pao! Open Biden!”
In Mail-In Impeachment Vote, Senate Convicts Trump 8275 To 3 [satire]
In Mail-In Impeachment Vote, Senate Convicts Trump 8275 To 3
February 10, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a historic move, the U.S. Senate decided to switch to voting by mail for Trump’s second impeachment trial. After all the votes were counted by an intern in a back room with no cameras, the Senate ruled to convict President Trump of incitement to violence by a vote of 8275 to 3.
“Our holy democracy has spoken,” said Senator Chuck Schumer. “Do not ask any questions or you are a blasphemer against the sacred sacredness of our vote. Everyone can go home now!”
A couple of troublemaking Senators attempted to overthrow the Constitution by bringing up the point that there are only 100 Senators, making it impossible to arrive at a tally of 8275 to 3, but they were quickly removed from the Senate Chambers and condemned for “attempting to suppress the votes of people of color.”
The Senate then moved on to other business, passing universal healthcare by a margin of 320,000 to 4.
Nation Prepares To Celebrate 1st Anniversary Of Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve [satire]
Nation Prepares To Celebrate 1st Anniversary Of Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve
February 8, 2021
U.S.—The nation is preparing to celebrate what is expected to become a beloved annual holiday: Two Weeks To Slow The Spread Day, to be held in March every year.
“This time of year we like to come together to remember the historic day one year ago when we put on masks and locked ourselves down, trusting that the lockdown would be over in just two weeks,” said local man Paul Christof as he stared out his window longingly, his three masks securely in place. “This year, I’m going all out with a Zoom party with no more than five of my closest friends — I mean, closest, figuratively speaking, of course. We’ll be literally far apart, because I want to stay home and stay safe, and I don’t want grandma to die.”
Traditional festivities for the newly christened American holiday include remote Amazon gift exchanges, ordering DoorDash feasts for just yourself, and the customary binging of the Netflix. Historians believe the holiday will become a hit, and people will continue to wear masks and stay home throughout the year as the festive day is celebrated for hundreds of years to come.
Here’s some good advice: “If you ever, ever run out of Got2b Glued hair spray, don’t ever, ever use Gorilla Glue spray in your hair”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMuVfTe7Aec
YouTuber JennaMarbles apologizes for being funny. I can’t tell if her apology is real, or if she’s just making fun of all the idiots who apologize for everything that they have ever done.
By Daniel Alman (aka Dan from Squirrel Hill)
June 27, 2020
It’s probably been a few years since I last watched anything by JennaMarbles on YouTube. I’ve seen a few dozen of her videos over the years, but I was just a casual viewer, not a big fan.
In this new video, she apologizes for her past videos, which I had always thought were funny, but which she now claims are actually offensive.
Is this apology a satire?
Is she making fun of all the idiots who apologize for everything that they have ever done?
Or is she actually being serious?
If she really is being serious, then that’s really sad. No one should be ashamed for being funny.
If this apology is satire, then it’s one of the greatest tricks that any YouTuber has ever pulled. So good for her!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz3mQhuMACs
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Chris Rock – How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
YouTuber AwakenWithJP: Why the Lockdown Should Last Longer (satire)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxznGIj8Ja0
YouTuber Media Bear: “I Wear My Face Mask in the Car” (parody of “I Wear My Sunglasses at Night”)
I did not create this video. I’m just posting it here so people will see it.
If you want to see something that I did create, I recommend this: Here are 100 reasons why I’m against the COVID-19 lockdowns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DDXG-dHugc
And for those of you who may to too young to know the original by Corey Hart, which the above parody is based on, here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
Scientists Who Didn’t Predict A Single Thing Accurately For Last Two Months Confident They Know What The Weather Is Going To Be Like In 100 Years [satire]
Scientists Who Didn’t Predict A Single Thing Accurately For Last Two Months Confident They Know What The Weather Is Going To Be Like In 100 Years
April 29, 2020
WORLD – Authorities in the scientific community who touted faulty COVID-19 models are “pretty confident” they know what the weather is going to be like in 100 years, sources confirmed Wednesday.
“Yes, we were off by a factor of about 1 billion in our predictions for what happened over the last few months, but trust us: we know exactly what the climate is going to be like in a century,” said leading scientific authority Dr. Garth Wendybrook at a press conference. “See, I have this lab coat and this Bunsen burner here.” At this point, he gestured toward a Bunsen burner sitting on the table in front of him, but he accidentally caught his sleeve on fire. “Fire hot! Fire hot!” the scientist cried before diving in a nearby vat of acid to put it out.
Post-press-conference analysis indicated his observations were correct, and the fire was hot.
The scientists say they have settled on a climate model that confirms the earth’s average temperature will be either 1 million degrees Celsius or below freezing, give or take 1 million degrees.
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