After years of hard work and studying, Trayvon Martin has earned a well deserved bachelor’s degree in aeronautical science from Florida Memorial University

According to this article from the New York Times, Trayvon Martin was just awarded a bachelor’s degree in aeronautical science from Florida Memorial University.

Martin worked very hard to earn this degree.

For example, after a school security camera showed Martin marking graffiti, a search of his backpack showed that it contained 12 pieces of women’s jewelry, including silver wedding rings, and earrings with diamonds. The backpack also had a screwdriver, which is often used as a tool by burglars. Martin said that the jewelry belonged to a friend, but refused to say who that friend was. It’s nice that Martin has such an interest in geology and metallurgy. It’s also a good sign of Martin’s moral character that he protected his friend.

In addition, testing showed that there was THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, in Martin’s system. This is exactly the kind of thing that pilots need in order to safely transport their passengers.

Furthermore, Martin broke George Zimmerman’s nose, and smashed Zimmerman’s head against the concrete. There are very few pilots who have ever managed to achieve this much bodily harm to Zimmerman.

Based on all of these accomplishments, I’m certain that Martin will make an excellent pilot. I can’t wait to have him as my pilot the next time I go on vacation.

I’m sure that Martin’s degree will greatly enhance the reputation of Florida Memorial University, as well as increase the prestige and earning potential of its graduates.

When it comes to STEM subjects, MIT, Caltech, and Carnegie Mellon are usually considered to be the best universities. And for sure, the people who go to these great halls of learning do possess a superior level of intellect and intelligence. But I think Martin’s hard work and achievements have shown that Florida Memorial University outperforms and eclipses them all when it comes to attracting, teaching, and graduating the very best and brightest mathematical and scientific geniuses.

I have no doubt that Martin will go on to win a Nobel Prize in Physics, as well as a Fields Medal.

Copernicus, Galileo, Kepler, Newton, Einstein, and Hawking are all well regarded for their scientific genius, and I’m certain that in 500 years from now, Martin’s name will be just as well known for his contributions to the world of scientific knowledge and discovery.

 

May 7, 2017. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Black lives matter, Dumbing down, Education, Humor, Political correctness, Racism, Social justice warriors. 1 comment.

Shame on crybaby Trump for using the government to investigate Stephen Colbert for telling a joke about Trump!

Stephen Colbert recently told the following joke on TV:

“The only thing [Trump’s] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s c–k holster.”

When Colbert’s joke aired on TV, his mouth was blurred, and the word in question was bleeped over.

Nevertheless, the Trump administration is investigating this.

FCC chairman Ajit Pai, who is leading the investigation, was appointed to the FCC in 2012 by President Obama, and was later promoted to the chairmanship of the commission by President Trump in January 2017.

In April 2012, President Obama came out in favor of President Bush for fining the CBS TV network $550,000 for showing Janet Jackson’s breast during the 2004 Super Bowl.

What this means is that all three of the three most recent presidents – Bush, Obama, and Trump – share the belief that the government should punish TV broadcasters that air this kind of content.

So again, I have yet another reason to be glad that I voted for Gary Johnson for President in 2016.

Here’s the joke in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pOQOnkfNY

May 5, 2017. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Humor, Police state, Television. 7 comments.

Margaret MacLennan: Hi! I’m a Muslim now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOKrC5da5nI

April 25, 2017. Tags: , , , , , , , . Humor, Religion. 4 comments.

The Simpsons makes fun of social justice warriors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8M2tg2RkIQ

April 24, 2017. Tags: , , , , , , , . Humor, Political correctness, Social justice warriors, Television. Leave a comment.

On Earth Day, Hitler gets mad at Al Gore’s global warming hypocrisy

I wrote the dialogue for this. The video’s description contains links to verify every claim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfr37Xn9IL8

April 20, 2017. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , . Environmentalism, Humor. 2 comments.

CNN interviews fake police chief

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBTi5nXkf5Y

April 4, 2017. Tags: , , , . Humor, Media bias. 1 comment.

Saturday Night Live makes fun of Democrats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfCCwEf_J5A

March 12, 2017. Tags: , , , , , . Donald Trump, Humor, Politics, Television. Leave a comment.

Hitler finds out Phoebe Cates is married

I wrote the dialogue for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-MZr96t-aQ

December 29, 2016. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Humor, Movies. Leave a comment.

Silent Night by Chewbacca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd79mpzBnJ4

December 22, 2016. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . Holidays, Humor, Music, Star Wars. Leave a comment.

Saturday Night Live makes fun of people who can’t handle the election results

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKOb-kmOgpI

November 20, 2016. Tags: , , , , , . Humor, Political correctness, Politics, Social justice warriors. Leave a comment.

The Mystery of the Basket (funny two minute video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQgDwA0BNU

September 15, 2016. Tags: . Humor. Leave a comment.

Here’s a great satire of Donald Trump and his supporters (four minute video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN1HKMyJAro

 

January 4, 2016. Tags: , , , , , . Humor, Politics. Leave a comment.

Pro-science YouTuber Rebecca Watson makes fun of psychics (six minute video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRXghwx28D8

 

 

January 4, 2016. Tags: , , , , , . Humor, Science. Leave a comment.

Star Wars parody on Sesame Street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-LfQCPJJkY

 

June 9, 2015. Tags: , , , , , , . Humor, Movies, Star Wars, Television. 1 comment.

Hilarious new ad for Mentos is done in Monty Python-style!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boWPgICPLQo

 

April 13, 2015. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Food, Humor, Movies, Television. Leave a comment.

Steak eating contest – man vs dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzZDa5c1Otg

 

April 8, 2015. Tags: , , , , , . Animals, Food, Humor. Leave a comment.

I hope this cigarette will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

http://www.post-gazette.com/local/westmoreland/2015/03/20/Officials-say-cigarette-sparked-fatal-motel-fire-westmoreland-hempfield/stories/201503200317

Officials say cigarette sparked fatal motel fire

March 20, 2015

The state police fire marshal today said a cigarette was the cause of a fatal motel fire in Westmoreland County on Thursday.

Timothy Paul Shane, 43, of Hempfield was killed in the fire at the Motel 3 on Route 30 in Adamsburg, according to the county coroner’s office.

State police fire marshal Scott Mackanick ruled the fire an accident and said Mr. Shane was smoking a cigarette that ignited the blaze around 6:30 a.m.

A section of Route 30 was closed in the area of the fire, as was the Irwin exit off of the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

Mr. Shane’s cause and manner of death are pending toxicology results from an autopsy, the fire marshal said.

 

March 20, 2015. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Health care, Humor, Pittsburgh, Smoking. Leave a comment.

The Irrationally Long Number Pi Song (“Sweet Number Pi”)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skf8NTEnrO4

 

March 19, 2015. Tags: , , , . Humor, Math, Music. Leave a comment.

Saturday Night Live makes fun of western girls who join ISIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L2fazw5Y9k

 

 

 

 

 

March 1, 2015. Tags: , , , , , , . Humor, Television. 1 comment.

Jimmy Fallon impersonates Neil Young, and then the real Neil Young joins him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6otmy3DAK8

 

February 4, 2015. Tags: , , , , , . Humor, Music, Television. 2 comments.

CNN Chris Cuomo Calls Black French Terrorist ‘African-American’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SQE9tToyGw

 

January 10, 2015. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . Humor, Media bias, Political correctness, Politics. 11 comments.

Oh wow! Aerosmith didn’t write this song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rws_7mLTqj8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00zuDUNTeXM

 

 

 

January 7, 2015. Tags: , , , , , , , . Humor, Music. Leave a comment.

The Mysterious Floating Orb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2Vl7JEjfc

 

December 18, 2014. Tags: , , , , . Humor, Science. 1 comment.

Jihadists in Syria write home to France: ‘My iPod is broken. I want to come back’

What exactly did these idiots think it was going to be like?

If any of them do return to France, I hope they get charged with aiding terrorists, convicted, and sentenced to life in prison.

And I hope that innocent baby gets French citizenship, and is adopted by more rational parents.

The Telegraph reports:

Jihadists in Syria write home to France: ‘My iPod is broken. I want to come back’

French jihadists complain about the cold, not knowing how to fight and how their iPods are running out

December 2, 2014

Letters from French jihadists home to their parents have revealed the misery, boredom and fear suffered by Islamist recruits as the gloss fades from their big adventure.

In a series of letters seen by Le Figaro newspaper, some of the 376 French currently fighting in Syria have begged for advice on how to return. Others have complained that, rather than participating in a noble battle, they have been acting as jihadi dogsbodies.

“I’ve basically done nothing except hand out clothes and food,” wrote one, who wants to return from Aleppo. “I also help clean weapons and transport dead bodies from the front. Winter’s arrived here. It’s begun to get really hard.”

Another writes: “I’m fed up. They make me do the washing up.”

One Frenchman whinged that he wanted to come home because he was missing the comforts of life in France.

“I’m fed up. My iPod doesn’t work any more here. I have to come back.”

A third wrote fearfully: “They want to send me to the front, but I don’t know how to fight.”

Others were concerned, more prosaically, about the nationality of their baby, which was born in Syria and so not recognised by the French state.

December 3, 2014. Tags: , , , , , , . Humor, Military, Politics, Religion. 2 comments.

Ten Hours of Princess Leia Walking in NYC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4

 

November 11, 2014. Tags: , , , , , . Humor, Science fiction, Sexism, Star Wars. Leave a comment.

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