Ebay pulls ‘Mein Kampf’ upon discovery Hitler doodled Chinese man with chopsticks in margins [satire]

https://babylonbee.com/news/ebay-finally-pulls-mein-kampf-upon-discovery-hitler-doodled-chinese-man-with-chopsticks-in-margins

Ebay Pulls ‘Mein Kampf’ Upon Discovery Hitler Doodled Chinese Man With Chopsticks In Margins

March 5, 2021

U.S.—eBay today released a statement that they will be pulling Mein Kampf from their site after the shocking discovery that Hitler drew a Chinese character in the margin who was eating with chopsticks.

“We are horrified and saddened to discover that Adolph Hitler engaged in racist caricatures like this,” said a spokesman for eBay. “All of us deeply regret that customers enjoying a nice socialist manifesto were unwillingly exposed to such harmful bigotry. We express our deepest apologies and hope our oversight about Hitler has not contributed to racial violence against the Chinese.”

Other major distributors quickly followed suit, with Amazon additionally stopping all sales of chopsticks to people with Asian-sounding names. After seeing what corporations were doing, the Biden administration bravely denounced Hitler’s drawing and said it will be issuing executive orders imposing restrictions on Chinese restaurants so no one will ever be exposed to the harmful sight of an actual Chinese person eating with chopsticks.

Journalists questioned if there might also be problematic text in Mein Kampf, but Biden explained that “unlike a cartoon, putting people in camps and committing genocide is simply a different cultural norm! We’ve got to understand that President Xi needs to bring unity by doing lots of the same things that Hitler did, and we can’t be out there acting like he might order people’s torture while eating with chopsticks. That’s racism, systemic, kung pao! Open Biden!”

March 5, 2021. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Books, Cancel culture, Humor, Racism, Social justice warriors. Leave a comment.

I hope the Washington Post will investigate and either confirm or debunk the claim that Saikat Chakrabarti, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s chief of staff, is a supporter of Subhas Chandra Bose, who was a friend and supporter of Adolf Hitler

Below is a meme. I don’t know who created it.

The meme claims that Saikat Chakrabarti, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s chief of staff, is a supporter of Subhas Chandra Bose, who was a friend and supporter of Adolf Hitler.

I don’t know if that claim is true of false.

I hope the Washington Post will investigate the claim and either confirm it or debunk it.

February 16, 2019. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. 3 comments.

Hitler finds out Phoebe Cates is married

I wrote the dialogue for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-MZr96t-aQ

December 29, 2016. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Humor, Movies. Leave a comment.

President Obama tried to deport German family that had fled Germany over Hitler’s ban on homeschooling

In Germany in 1938, Adolf Hitler outlawed homeschooling. He said “Give me a child when he’s seven and he’s mine forever.”

Hitler’s ban on homeschooling is still in effect today. In 2006, Katharina Plett was arrested for homeschooling her own children. Her husband and their children fled the country. In 2008, Juergen and Rosemary Dudek were sentenced to 90 days in jail for homeschooling their own children.

Uwe and Hannelore Romeike and their homeschooled children fled Germany after the police showed up at their house to enforce Germany’s ban on homeschooling. They came to the United States. However, in March 2013, the Obama administration argued in federal court in favor of deporting them and sending them back to Germany.

May 14, 2013. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . Barack Obama, Education, Police state, Politics. Leave a comment.