The eight defining beliefs of wokeism, according to Daniel Alman from Squirrel Hill
1) Local governments should allow serial shoplifters to turn local neighborhoods into food deserts.
2) Commercial airplane pilots should be chosen based on DEI instead of on meritocracy.
3) People with penises should be allowed to participate in women’s boxing competitions.
4) Carbon dioxide is not plant food.
5) The most racist country in the world is the one that millions of people of all races are desperately trying to get into, and that millions of others are terrified of getting deported from.
6) The only time that slavery was ever wrong was when the slave owners were white.
7) Western civilization is not the best kind of society that has ever been put into widespread practice.
8) Weighing 600 pounds is just as healthy as weighing 150 pounds.
Dan from Squirrel Hill's Blog 