Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman
On July 15, 2013, thousands of protestors in Times Square chanted:
“Trayvon did not have to die. We don’t know the reason why.”
To those thousands of protestors, as well as to the millions of other people who share their point of view, I would like to present the following simple, handy dandy, step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I follow these steps every day, and the results speak for themselves. If you follow these simple and easy steps, then you, too, can avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman.
Step #1: Don’t pin George Zimmerman down on the ground.
Step #2: Don’t break George Zimmerman’s nose.
Step #3: Don’t give George Zimmerman two black eyes.
Step #4: Don’t repeatedly slam George Zimmerman’s head on the pavement.
That’s it. Just four simply, easy steps.
It works for me.
And if you follow these steps, it will work for you too.
Ajay Kaul replied:
lol – so you are saying when you get stalked by someone, just go and hug them. Cool!!
July 15, 2013 at 2:50 pm. Permalink.
ElWarboGrande replied:
No, but running away is a good idea.
July 15, 2013 at 4:10 pm. Permalink.
JoeThePimpernel replied:
lol – so you are saying if you see some creepy-$## cracker who annoys you just go up and deck them, then climb on top of him and beat him senseless and smash his head into the sidewalk. Cool!
July 15, 2013 at 4:27 pm. Permalink.
The Overman replied:
I didn’t see any recommendations to hug them. Just don’t break their nose and beat them. Get it? Besides, there is no evidence of “stalking”. Try to honest.
August 24, 2013 at 1:37 pm. Permalink.
Lou from the North Hills replied:
There is another important step… Don’t go walking at night in other people’s ‘hoods.
July 15, 2013 at 2:54 pm. Permalink.
playrighter replied:
Actually, this one is a bit off topic. As it turns out, Trayvon Martin was a temporary resident of the Retreat at Twin Lakes.
July 30, 2013 at 4:23 pm. Permalink.
swampsniper replied:
Sounds reasonable to me!
July 15, 2013 at 3:09 pm. Permalink.
James Lee (@jlee11435) replied:
The title should read: “Step by step guide on how to avoid getting travoned!:
July 15, 2013 at 3:50 pm. Permalink.
Traci replied:
What you are really saying:
Don’t wear a hood in the rain
Don’t walk to the store for skittle or tea at night
Answer everyone’s questions even if they offend you
Don’t be different.
Don’t be the wrong color/sexual orientation, or gender identity
July 15, 2013 at 4:20 pm. Permalink.
Traci is full of shit. replied:
Wow, are you full of shit Traci. You have completely ignored the fact that the evidence–THE PROSECUTOR’S EVIDENCE–clearly demonstrates that Zimmerman fired in self-defense to stop a murderous assault by an enraged, racist (“creepy ass cracker”) Trayvon Martin. The only person who had a problem with anyone’s color was Trayvon Martin, the racist thug.
July 15, 2013 at 6:27 pm. Permalink.
Krissy replied:
On point. 🙂
July 15, 2013 at 6:44 pm. Permalink.
The Overman replied:
I didn’t seen anyone recommend the list above. It’s really just a single-step process: Don’t physically assault innnocent people and beat them while they scream for help. Get it?
August 24, 2013 at 1:39 pm. Permalink.
Wendy Weinbaum replied:
As a Jewess in the US, I say: The State of Florida Prosecutor’s office also COVERED UP that Travon Martin had kiddie porn on his cell phone, as well as pics of him menacingly holding a handgun. But, their IT guy testified to the truth, and was then FIRED for that!!
July 15, 2013 at 4:55 pm. Permalink.
playrighter replied:
Can “Weakened at Bernie” also ask to have that stricken from the record — like their lead detective testifying that Zimmerman was truthful?
July 30, 2013 at 4:25 pm. Permalink.
Bart Moore replied:
Zimmerman, on foot, follows a suspicious person in the neighborhood while calling the police. Well within his rights to do. The dispatcher says you don’t need to follow him. Zimmerman says ok and starts to walk back to his truck while telling the police where to find him. Martin attacks Zimmerman from a side path and while beating him in the head gets shot. Zimmerman says “Thank God” when a cop tells him (a lie) that the whole thing was caught on video. How in the world can anybody not get this? Zimmerman was the good guy here. He meant no harm to anybody. He was trying to do right by the neighborhood. There is not one shred of evidence to the contrary. Just a whole bunch of twisted logic and ridiculous assumptions being used to stir up angst for political motives.
July 15, 2013 at 8:27 pm. Permalink.
Joe McGuire replied:
http://www.redstate.com/2013/07/14/rick-scott-angela-corey-and-the-death-of-justice/
July 15, 2013 at 10:08 pm. Permalink.
The Overman replied:
I love your blog. We have to hold the race-baiters to account. THEY are the ones who set race relations back 30 years. And now we are seeing the retribution — Chris Lane, Delbert Belton, etc. — and the blood is on THEIR hands.
August 24, 2013 at 1:41 pm. Permalink.
danfromsquirrelhill replied:
Thanks!
August 24, 2013 at 7:10 pm. Permalink.