We should send many large ships to Cuba every day and offer U.S. citizenship to every anti-Communuist in Cuba

We would have to offer bribes to the Cuban police and military guards, but by U.S. standards, it wouldn’t be expensive: a handful of U.S. currency, bottles of booze, toilet paper, chocolate bars, and pornographic magazines should be enough to get the job done. This would make the police and guards look forward to the arrival of these ships, instead of trying to stop them.

After a few months, Castro wouldn’t have anyone to rule over, because everyone would have left the country.

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February 27, 2014. Tags: , , , , , . Communism, Politics.

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