The Guardian reports
Study links insecticide use to invertebrate die-offs
Dutch research reveals correlation between water polluted with imidacloprid and low numbers of aquatic insects
The world’s most widely used insecticide is devastating dragonflies
Thank goodness that we have studies to give us information on this kind of thing!
“I wanted to voice my opinion on something that’s been bothering me for a really long time. I tried writing the newspaper and contacting TV stations but nobody seems to want to stick with this so I’m calling you guys. Over the past few years I’ve been involved in three separate car accidents involving deer. Each of these incidents occurred shortly after I saw a deer crossing sign on the highway.”
Let’s start out with this one. Even when almost all the letters are visible, the answer is still too top secret for some people to know what it is:
This is certainly one of the prettier things I’ve seen on YouTube:
“Hobbes and Bacon” is a “Calvin and Hobbes” tribute that takes place 26 years later. I had nothing to with creating these cartoons – I am merely posting them here so that you can see them. There are four – and only four – but that’s enough to get the message across. You can see larger versions of the images by clicking twice on each image:
My blog doesn’t have any pictures of eighteen mature beautiful naked women midgets having hot anal and oral sex with goats and donkeys
My blog doesn’t have any pictures of eighteen mature beautiful naked women midgets having hot anal and oral sex with goats and donkeys.
However, I did find this article titled How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog in Less Than a Year by The Other McCain which says that even if your blog isn’t about sex, you can generate lots of traffic by writing about sex and including sexy pictures.
Now I myself don’t want to post any risque pictures on my blog – but that doesn’t mean I can’t give dirty names to innocent pictures.
Neil Young – singer, songwriter, and guitarist – solo artist – member of Buffalo Springfield – member of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young – is very much alive.
However, NBC news has reported that he has died!
Not only that, but they also reported that he was the first astronaut to walk on the moon!
My blog has just gotten its 57,000th hit – that’s 1,000 for every U.S. state!
I would like to thank all my readers, who made this happy event possible.
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (hilarious trailer for a movie that doesn’t actually exist)
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is a trailer for a movie that doesn’t actually exist. It’s the trailer itself that is the complete work. It’s ten minutes long, brilliantly hilarious, and violent enough that the fake opening says it’s for Restricted audiences, i.e., if it were an actual movie, it would be rated-R. So it’s definitely not for young children, the squeamish, or anyone else who might be offended by such content. Personally, I loved it.
Casino sues winning gamblers and card manufacturer because casino employees did not shuffle the cards
This casino is suing the card manufacturer, and the players who won lots of money, because the casino’s employees didn’t shuffle the cards, which allowed the players to win 41 times in a row.
This has got to be about the most ridiculous lawsuit that I have ever heard about. Yes, I realize there are quite a few contenders in that contest, but this one is even dumber than the other dumb ones… I think.
Well what do you know – it’s actually a bad idea to take sleeping pills before driving.
I never would have guessed.
ABC News reports:
“Japanese scientists say ‘abnormalities’ detected in the country’s butterflies may be a result of radioactive fallout from the Fukushima nuclear disaster last year.”
Here are 20 different pranks in 30 minutes. I watched all of them, and I think they’re pretty funny. No one gets hurt. These are actually quite clever:
Lots of YouTube videos claim to be the “best” way to handle a telemarketer – but this one really does deserve that label. This is, by far, the best one that I have ever seen: